{"id":2522,"date":"2020-04-20T16:36:14","date_gmt":"2020-04-20T14:36:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/beneylu.com\/fr\/?p=2522"},"modified":"2021-04-23T15:11:13","modified_gmt":"2021-04-23T13:11:13","slug":"carla","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/beneylu.com\/fr\/carla\/","title":{"rendered":"CARLA"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Le pilote hors-pair<\/h2>\n<p>CARLA <strong>sait tout piloter<\/strong> : aviron, motoneige, deltaplane, sous-marin, bus scolaire, voiture de course ou charrue&#8230; Il est heureux de conduire ses amis \u00e0 bon port, en leur contant ses exploits.<\/p>\n<p>Et au fait, qui se souvient que CARLA veut dire Carlos Alberto Rodrigo Luis A\u2026 Euh, A&#8230;, euh&#8230; \u00e7a commence par un A.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2527 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/beneylu.com\/fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/1\/2021\/04\/Carla.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"591\" height=\"473\" srcset=\"https:\/\/beneylu.com\/fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/1\/2021\/04\/Carla.png 591w, https:\/\/beneylu.com\/fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/1\/2021\/04\/Carla-300x240.png 300w, https:\/\/beneylu.com\/fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/1\/2021\/04\/Carla-40x32.png 40w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 591px) 100vw, 591px\" \/><\/p>\n<h2>Le gar\u00e7on fleur bleue<\/h2>\n<p>CARLA a sans cesse<strong> des coups de c\u0153ur<\/strong>. Il les chante accompagn\u00e9 de sa guitare et d\u2019un air m\u00e9lancolique surjou\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>Sourire photog\u00e9nique ou visage inquiet : CARLA <strong>perd vite ses moyens<\/strong>. Il s\u2019imagine \u00eatre un cowboy solitaire, mais s\u2019il entend un bruit derri\u00e8re lui\u2026 il saute au plafond !<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2528 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/beneylu.com\/fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/1\/2021\/04\/CARLA-expressions.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"346\" height=\"314\" srcset=\"https:\/\/beneylu.com\/fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/1\/2021\/04\/CARLA-expressions.png 346w, https:\/\/beneylu.com\/fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/1\/2021\/04\/CARLA-expressions-300x272.png 300w, https:\/\/beneylu.com\/fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/1\/2021\/04\/CARLA-expressions-40x36.png 40w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 346px) 100vw, 346px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Tr\u00e8s gentleman, il voudrait porter secours aux plus faibles, mais <strong>ses multiples phobies<\/strong> le coupent souvent en plein \u00e9lan : peur des chevaux, de tomber, du froid, du chaud, de l\u2019eau\u2026 C\u2019est un v\u00e9ritable poltron !<\/p>\n<h2>Les marottes de CARLA<\/h2>\n<p>CARLA dit <strong>\u00ab\u00a0Mais j\u2019savais pas ! \u00bb<\/strong> une fois le danger \u00e9loign\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>Sa grande na\u00efvet\u00e9 lui vaut quelques moqueries. Il <strong>se vexe, boude, mais pardonne vite.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tr\u00e8s fier de ses origines, il lui arrive de parler espagnol. CARLA croit aux esprits et aime raconter que<strong> \u00ab\u00a0Chez nous, au Mexique\u2026\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Attachant, on attend ses prochaines bourdes avec impatience\u2026<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2532 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/beneylu.com\/fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/1\/2021\/04\/CARLA-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"238\" height=\"281\" srcset=\"https:\/\/beneylu.com\/fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/1\/2021\/04\/CARLA-1.png 238w, https:\/\/beneylu.com\/fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/1\/2021\/04\/CARLA-1-34x40.png 34w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 238px) 100vw, 238px\" \/><\/p>\n<h2>L&rsquo;interview de CARLA<\/h2>\n<p><strong>Animal pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9 :<\/strong> la tortue<\/p>\n<p><strong>P\u00e9ch\u00e9 mignon :<\/strong> le piment<\/p>\n<p><strong>Couleur pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9e :<\/strong> vert<\/p>\n<p><strong>H\u00e9ros pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9 :<\/strong> Mika<\/p>\n<p><strong>Citation favorite :<\/strong> \u00ab\u00a0Chaque artiste a sa v\u00e9rit\u00e9 \u00bb<\/p>\n<p><strong>Date d\u2019anniversaire :<\/strong> 15 ao\u00fbt<\/p>\n<p><strong>Aime :<\/strong> piloter, jouer de la guitare, se regarder dans le miroir<\/p>\n<p><strong>N\u2019aime pas :<\/strong> \u00eatre incompris, \u00eatre brusqu\u00e9, les gros animaux (surtout les chevaux)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CARLA est heureux de conduire l\u2019\u00e9quipe et ses nombreux amis \u00e0 bon port, en leur contant ses exploits&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2547,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2522","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-article"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/beneylu.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2522","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/beneylu.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/beneylu.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beneylu.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beneylu.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2522"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/beneylu.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2522\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2567,"href":"https:\/\/beneylu.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2522\/revisions\/2567"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beneylu.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2547"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/beneylu.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beneylu.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beneylu.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}